We are Ottawa's newest assault on sensibilities, Ontario's unholiest invention since the 75 watt bulb, and Canada's greatest thing called the Pejoratives. Definitely as cool as a tattoo of a snake wrestling a water buffalo.

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OH SNAP. Its The Zombiejoratives.

2008-06-03

You thought we were dead, didn't you? You came in, took all our stuff, had a memorial and we were just ASLEEP ON THE COUCH, YO!?!

Well we're up. And whoa smelly do we have a show for y'all. Concert On The Clyde!! Yes! It is that time of year again, time to c'mon out for 2 days of awesome!! Camping, sun, beer, LIVE MUSIC, BBQ and did I mention awesome? Cuz awesome is totally gonna be there, and it was all like you should come too. Yeah. Awesome said that.

Seriously tho, we haven't played live... or with each other... or seen each other, in a while, which means we haven't seen all o' YOU in FOR FRIKKIN' EVER. So c'mon out, grab a Steamwhistle and make some poor life choices with us. And Brendan Flynn, Brock Zeman, Brothers Chaffey, Steve Stacey, Adam Puddington & Kate Maki & tonnes more. Seriously kick ass. Snaptacular even.

Git campin!

-Bass Invader

Gettin' High and Eatin' Aerosol Cheese...

2007-11-20

So you probably think we've been sitting around, doing nothing but getting high and eating aerosol cheese, playing the occasional show and telling girls in bars that we're successful musicians. Well, you're only part right. We've actually been working sort-of hard at getting the the first Pejoratives album ready to drop, early in the new year.

In the meantime, we've got a show coming up with your bestest musical buddies, and mine, ROPEADOPE RECORDING ARTISTS Antizario! 5 bucks, The Pejoratives, SL Sheehan at the Rainbow! C'mon out for some serious, and i mean SERIOUS musical chops-offs.

It'll be Dope. Ropeadope, even.

Date: Friday, November 23, 2007

Show starts at 10pm sharp-ish.

Heyhowareya!

2007-10-15

We're not dead. Neither are you, evidently...

Check out the media page for a new song to download. Es muey bueno.

Also, coming up on Friday, November 3rd at the Live Lounge, our good buddy Steve Sheehan is releasing his new album, "3 Elements", and we're opening the night, followed by Donkeypunch, and then the man himself to provide the musical happy ending.

Come on out. You know you want to.

Dr Strangefunk

2007-08-01

...or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Your Mom

That's right kiddo's - we got weapons-grade funk and we're not afraid to use it! C'mon out and get a double-barrelled faceload of good times, good music, good beers and good food. And say "Adios, muchacho" to our number one son, Dave Koczij, fill-in drummer extraordinaire, at his last performance with us before he rides that atom bomb into the sunset.

DETAILS:

  • Where: The Clocktower (575 Bank st), Downstairs
  • When: August 2, 2007, 9pm-ish
  • How much: YOUR SOUL!!!...er ...I mean, free...!

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